Okay, so two funny things happened today. One....I decided to wear a white skirt to work (should probably wear as much white as possible while I can...Labor Day is coming up). Anyway, my skirt wasn't like super see-through, but it also wasn't the type you'd wanna wear with polka dot undies. So, I was going through my underwear drawer and couldn't find any white undies (probably because I don't really own plain white underwear). But I really wanted to wear the skirt, so I picked out a pair of white underwear with hot pink polka dots...and I wore them inside out. I've never purposely worn my underwear inside out, but it seemed to work out just fine. You couldn't see the polka dots at all. The funny part was that I totally forgot about all this until I came home and peed at like 5:30....apparently I hadn't been to the bathroom since I'd gotten dressed this morning. Impressive, huh?
And the other funny thing about today? When I was driving home from work I saw this massive obese man walking his dog. The guy had long "Hurley" hair and was wear big baggy black clothing. Can you picture him? Anyway, you know how people always say that people look like their dogs? Well, that's not always true. This guy was walking a tiny little teacup chihuahua in a pink shirt. I just thought it was funny...
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